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Can I still use this salt? (iili.io)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you'll drive yourself nuts.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You should start every one with "originally formed inside of an actual star" or something similar.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge's machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won't fail you like your precious god.

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