Are you my kid?

Hey, empty the dishwasher.

It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.

My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha

I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in/scoop up butter like it's a dip. It's good.

I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.

That’s basically a Ritz but simpler.

I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.

It goes great with chicken soup!

I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.

I never claimed to be healthy.

It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha

I mean, American butter or European?

That doesn't sound bad.