May I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you're too busy (or poor) to eat!

My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.

Man... I have to not buy saltines because I will literally just eat a sleeve plain.

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Unsalted saltines are just wrong though.

My cats will try and murder me for these, they give no shits about any other crackers or human non-meat food, but I’ve had one literally try and eat one out of my mouth. Makes me question what’s really in them….

I love a good sleeve of saltines and I’m a grown ass man with a family and house and all that jazz.

My dad used to melt cheese and put salami on these and we would dip it in marinara. He called it poor mans pizza.

Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray

I would much rather....drink 3 beers!

Thanks Andy Richter, miss you buddy!

Anyone still do the 4 saltines in 1 minute challenge? No drinking!

I can eat reams of Zesta saltines by themselves. I’ve tried multiple varieties and nothing comes close.

Mmm saladas

Ok, I know you like saltines but have you tried...

R A T I O N S ! ?

Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp