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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. (lemmy.ca)
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[–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok... so. For the terminally slow?

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  • [–] 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

    It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

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