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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. (lemmy.ca)

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

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[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

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[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It's why horses are measured by hands

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, farm hands

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[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

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