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[–] 7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

If your Puritan morales are getting in the way of eating it, that sounds like something you need to come to terms with.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son's semen?

    Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.

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  • I don't know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!

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