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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then you explain it to your mother. That pie was supposed to be for eating, not for sating your carnal lust.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Now you're gatekeeping camel lust? We ought to chuck you in the horny hole

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Camel Lust?

Must be the eyelashes. I get it.

Bactrian or Dromedary?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 20 hours ago (1 child)

Any humpie will do

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

Do the humptie hump.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 5 hours ago

brown chicken brown cow

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

If your Puritan morales are getting in the way of eating it, that sounds like something you need to come to terms with.

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son's semen?

Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Have I been watching too many episodes of "family pies"?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago

I don't know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!

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