more like eating a mexican hamburger and a turnover.

this has gotta be a troll though. it's like a weeb saying the same shit but with the punchline being to eat ramen.

I order Mac Donald when I'm at security gate. By the time I reach the boarding gate with the MacDonald, my order is ready. And if I get blocked for whatever reason, well, it was "only" a Mac Donald, compared to being blocked at airport.

I look for the least overpriced meal and I get that meal.

Often it's a sandwich, but sometimes it's a burger. It's still overpriced, but 200% overpriced is better than 500% overpriced and pretending to be bougie.

The airport is a wild place to judge and gatekeep others. Everyone is stuck there waiting, and depending on specifically where, you have limited access to anything brought-in and are at the mercy of massively overpriced options.

My go to airport meal is pounding as many beers as I can at the bar so I hopefully pass out after I get on the plane.

Oddly enough, I have had both gourmet burgers and pizza. The latter at an airport. And before anyone jumps that it is obscenely expensive, I was travelling on the federal government's dime.

I consider myself lucky to not have to eat at airports. When I fly, it's usually direct flights, so I only have to wait maybe an hour. Not worth it (for me) paying prices 2-3 times higher than the already ridiculous ones.

Airports aside, I love it when people assume just because you like cheap food, it means you can't stomach or don't love good food, too.

I usually have second thoughts about eating food made by someone who knows his customers will be a thousand miles away when the dysentery hits.

De gustibus non disputandum. What a gatekeeping cunt.