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[–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

... How exactly would you lick hydrogen? Or helium for yhsy matter...

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
    1. Fill a balloon with the gas
    2. Stick your tongue in the balloon sphincter
    3. Wiggle your tongue
    4. Reconsider the decisions you've made that led your life to this point
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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    New fetish unlocked, but still hidden behind balloon sphincter.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)
    1. Reconsider the decisions you've made that led your life to this point

    OR

    New kink unlocked

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    If that moment of introspection concludes with you being happy with your path and current situation, then who am I to judge. Carry on with your ballonilingus and be happy.

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