Depends on the species of the mumma / baby used to size the hamsters.

Amoeba: I'm taking the 5 babies. It'll be harder but I still like my chances.

Oak Tree: I think my only chance is to take the babies, Though I'd be tempted to choose momma just to marvel at such a creature.

Elephant: No good options here, in a fair fight I'd lose either match. I think my only shot is to choose the momma hamster and try to win through trickery.

Hummingbird: I would lose via forfeit. They're too cute I can't do it.

I'm going to have to go with Ditka.

wow, TIL. Poor guy.

That whole wikipedia page reads like a tall tale.

I would love to find out but the man keeps denying my grant applications.

No way. Babies can't even have fucking honey, my money is on the idiot.

Mashed carrots are about as dumb as they come, so yes.