▲ 328 ▼ This was just sitting on the ground outside! (lemmy.world) submitted 6 months ago by NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world 65 comments fedilink hide all child comments As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 28 points 6 months ago (4 children) I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (2 children) Had to look it up: Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure. Sounds about right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ch00f@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 child) They are well aware of their brand. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 child) Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children) Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine. The poster ... No idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago 5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself permalink fedilink source parent [–] xyguy@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 10 points 6 months ago I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods! permalink fedilink source parent [–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Guinan wouldn’t serve that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene: permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (2 children) Had to look it up: Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure. Sounds about right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ch00f@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 child) They are well aware of their brand. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 child) Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children) Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine. The poster ... No idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago 5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself permalink fedilink source parent [–] xyguy@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 child) They are well aware of their brand. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 child) Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children) Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine. The poster ... No idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago 5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 child) Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children) Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine. The poster ... No idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago 5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children) Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine. The poster ... No idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago 5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine. The poster ... No idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm always down for shots of malort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Which bars tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars. Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago 5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] xyguy@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 10 points 6 months ago I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 10 points 6 months ago I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Guinan wouldn’t serve that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene: permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene: permalink fedilink source parent
