That doesn't sound realistic. There are real fines for non compliance and it's trivial to find out what cookies you have.
Using VPN, they are down
It's important in a relationship. I would say think carefully if you can live with this. Don't spend your life waiting for someone else...
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You mean the one that committed semi regular massacres? That Saddam?
At this point neither of them have seen how it was in Soviet union.