Of course Columbo did it
Use the clit like a speed bag
Is the foreign policy just stock market manipulation?
All time favorite history moment.
The equivalent of the tech executive becoming a goat farmer. Or Marco Pierre white walking away from his Michelin stars.
Always loved the human experience of “wait what the fuck am I really doing” and getting back to basics.
God Speed Cabbage king
One time I made the mistake of wearing glasses while eating her out and they were crushed in half.
Own fault honestly. Should have been a bat.
Why should the grift ever stop? Full speed ahead off the cliff
That's a good one.
When my dad was arrested I did a little collage of his and my mom's and said one day we'll have a family portrait.
They were not enthused.
It'd be the only time we'd have been all together lmfao
My hair is long enough. I don't want a non imaginative boi
If they're feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it's a big angry clit.
That is psychotic
Now I'm in desperate need of Rodriga Dangerfield.
It's so perfect. Like a nerdier version of the guy who ties women to train tracks.



