This is me. Problem is that every person I encounter is like "Wow, I did not know windows does all these bad things... Anyways"
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Credits to Kai Lentit on YouTube
This is too close to reality to be satire
This is what I want to be if only I don't have social anxiety.
This is very close to how I act towards my dad whenever he complains about his Windows 11 updates and performance.
Truth hurts.
Satire is someone making annoyingly good points, annoyingly? Ok
This is meant to be a caricature of a Linux evangelist, not a 100% accurate portrayal of a Linux evangelist
it's good satire because there are valid points thrown in, but also some completely irrelevant ones
That's really only downside of using Linux. You have to keep doing jogging everyday. Otherwise you can't keep up with the uninitiated speed.
Myaaah!!
I wish my computer runs 400mb idle. Unfortunately it doesn't. Too many tabs and shit open
Then that's not idle
So like only essential tasks open?
Idle would be with nothing open
TBH my system doesn't even that little on idle, and I'm using LXQt. I don't think it was that low even when I was running just a window manager on a real machine (i.e. with audio, wifi etc. running). I'd probably have to use Void or Alpine to get there. But w/e, I got my laptop 16GB RAM last year, which is about the only hardware stat it has that's actually decent lol
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