Just...gooning probably. Same thing I do every day. It's not really Christmas it's just December 25th.

Can’t help but think of SNORKS when someone says “snorkin’ it”

Sir this is a Wendy's. We're discussing drugs, not God. Arguably the same thing but still.

Those little bottles of juice that are shaped like barrels. Little HUG fruit barrels. And amphetamines.

I like AI. It let's me pretend I'm not so alone. I'm not crazy - I know it isn't a person. It's nice to pretend I have someone to talk to sometimes though. I can't stop it from existing. That doesn't negate the cost of it financially or environmentally. If it's going to exist though I enjoy pretending since there's no hope of any actual humans wanting to speak to me.

I am now a "vibe physician". Message me for all of your Healthcare needs.

As a court stenographer I just pissed my pants. Thank you for this.