Search up the comics, which is the source material. It's dark as fuck.

It was 88 in deep south Texas yesterday..... Not sure we are getting any spring this year. Skipping strait to summer.

Love those poster quotes! Gave me a good laugh to start my morning.

All I can think about is how disgusting their feet would be. For me shoes are a berrier between all the dog piss/shit, and other grime and filth and are to be removed at my front door. No way I'd let these animals walk into home with those nasty feet.

We have a saying down here about a person that "takes their half out of the middle.". Perfect visual of that turn of phrase.

I'm super glad you liked it! I was pretty confident it would be loved when I suggested it a while back. I'm sitting here enjoying a delightful cup of it right now.

Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!

https://cmmg.com/pistol-banshee-mk47-7-62x39mm-8-pistol-tube

Would do the trick.

Oh, good catch. Didn't realize I linked the pre ground and not the whole bean. Enjoy!

Rio Grande Roasters Pinon 3 Lb. Bag Ground Coffee https://a.co/d/cQAtOI6 is phenomenal. It's super smooth, has a naturally light and subtle dark chocolate background note. This coffee has ruined bad coffee for so many people once they try it. I get "never knew coffee could be like this." Pretty often from people that try it.

You sound like you're fun at parties..........

I feel your pain my dude. After a unexpected hardfreeze I had to go get some replacement parts that fail so the expensive stuff doesn't explode. Saw the app that they had at least three or four boxes somewhere but they weren't on the shelf. The associates were utterly useless so me and another dude just started tearing boxes apart until we found them. It was glorious. They were like. "What are you doing?". Sure shoot! We found them and we got them and got out of the store so we could go start fixing our pumps and sprinkler systems and yada yada.