Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. "Sorry, got to wash my hands first..."

Uh yeah? I'm not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out

Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!

Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.

...yea? They're not gonna zip themselves

#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary

Yeah. That's because I didn't wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

Laughs then cries in OCD.. (real deal, not "personality quirk")

My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.