She's silly. Thanks for the laugh.

People have called me smart. It's far from the truth. I'm so fucking stupid, it's ridiculous.

The little white one on the left has to be the hardest muthafuckin dog ever.

Prison labor is another word for slavery.

I don't know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I'm very aware of this movie.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

True.
Although, he was almost named Gooch.

Because that's what his owner named him.

"Oh right, cuz we're trash."