Let me suck my robot dick in peace, please.

While this is an old joke, Jay London would do it best.

Exactly. Call their bluff. It’s pretty simple. If they sue to stop the special election, the judge will issue a subpoena for McConnell to appear either in person or by the court’s remote video software to answer questions.

Squashposting, here we come.

You’re a gay fish?

Now I want some Hogwater.

Meow meow meow meozempic.

“If you or a loved one did not attend the State Fair on the National Mall, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Came here to say this exact album.

Definitely appreciate the comment.

I’m bicoastal in two gigantic cities and counterintuitively that likely exacerbates the problem.

I would love to be with someone “age appropriate” (hate that term) if they align with my lifestyle. I’ve probably encountered that less than five times.

Maybe I’m immature? Midlife crisis? I don’t think so and my therapist is brutally honest - she doesn’t see any red flags. I’m choosy about those with whom I share my time and I’m probably overly conscious that there isn’t an unhealthy power dynamic (as is common with larger age gaps.)

The newly reissued testarossa has a hybrid EV drive range of like 100km. It’s definitely a start.