At that point just say "Nice tits" and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain't playing your little power game as one of those friends.

I have never encountered this situation. I literally am not even sure what situation it's describing

"why is she being weird, this is uncomfortable"

I once knew someone fairly exhibitionist. I consider myself relatively immune to bullshit and once spoke to her about it and how it was a bit rude to make other people uncomfortable for your own gratification, but she didn't change what she was doing.

(She never hung out naked, it was just stuff she said or how far she and her bf would go when out with all our friends.)

If your hanging about with your junk out I'm looking. If you don't want me to look put your pants back on.

probably something like:
dontgetcaughtlooking..
dontgetcaughtlooking..
dontgetcaughtlooking..
zomg!!!!!!
ihopenobodysawme...

Something similar happened to me while playing catan at a friends place and it was pretty weird. One of the sublets we didn't know very well had a new lady friend over ever month. The lady of the month walked into the kitchen in just panties and asked what we were playing. She obviously didn't get the response she was hoping for and left with a disapointed look on her face. We all wondered if she was hoping to fluster a bunch of "virgin nerds" like some corney early 2000s movie in order to stroke her ego.

I actually find this gross, I'm assuming the roommate consented or else your are no better than the guys who flash people naked under a trench coat. But if he did, and he's obviously so visibly uncomfortable, I can't imagine as an empathetic person continuing to make them uncomfortable.

Even if them being uncomfortable was because they were trying not to make me feel uncomfortable. I can't imagine the meme switched genders people would be so cool about it. I guess i could say if a pig has wings it would be a bird, but this is gross. Sorry.

It's funny cause I just got mad at someone for saying something fucked up to a shitpost, but this doesn't feel right at all.

feeling sorry for lots of the people in this thread and their prudish mindsets

i'm queer and in seattle so casual nudity is pretty normal here, we even have a whole beach for it! i go tits out at bridge raves and pride and other stuff all the time and nobody cares. and half the time i'm wearing see-through tops with no bra! like... sometimes you'll be hanging out and some people will just be naked and it's fine. most of my friends have seen my nudes i post on mastodon! it's good and fine and okay. it's only weird if you make it weird

Wow, the comments in this thread are surprisingly bad, even for a shitpost.

Having been in the situation myself, my thoughts were very much "let's not make them uncomfortable" (meaning feel sexualised), but the first times (as a young'un) it got stiff enough (not that way :p) that the person chose to break the tension. Just don't be weird about it and everyone can be comfortable.

There are plenty of situations and contexts where nudity isn't sexual, and I highly recommend getting comfortable with that distinction. I find people and groups of all genders to become a lot more safe with that skill.

Why are you nude with guests over? No offense intended. Genuine question.

Ah violet08 reincarnated again I see.

I would probably just look. If there is no attempt at hiding anything then why should I attempt hiding looking?

Nawh that’s their face after they peep the plug 😂 We talking sun tanning or suggestive nude yoga while maintaining small talk?

Spread eagle staring contest sounds like a hilarious gangbang opener

Reptile brain: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

Sentient brain: it's rude to look so I'll try my best not to

I was curious if this was some violet type shit and it kinda was lol. Good job

I'd be uncomfortable if a person isn't clothed and I'm not mentally prepared for it. No matter the looks.

I don't think I would like to see my friends naked male or female. I would be more ok with stranger nudity. It is not that I see someone naked and I immediately think of sex or I evaluate their body (though the latter is more likely than the former). It is just years of social conditioning that makes this situation very out of the ordinary and more awkward when someone I know is involved.

How can I discreetly sneak off and stroke it til I blow?

This account is such a master baiter to both sides

Then came the heatwave and everyone is barely wearing clothes at home on those days here. Even the friends who come over!