Look at that fine ass pancake of a controller

Don’t give grandma a hug, she’ll hit you with those mean ass CRAB CLAWS 🦞

JavaScript is so ass, typescript is just putting ketchup on a rotten banana. Better just to choke it down quickly if you have to eat it, IMO.

Damn girl, you got more hertz than my sciatica

Those poor Power Macintoshes

You may not care, but an unfortunate number of people think everyone is in box A or box B and only want to see this through the lens of identity politics.

If Trump’s history serves any precedent, it also kind of shits on his ceaseless narrative of blaming liberals / migrants / LGBT people for all the world’s problems if it was a republican who perpetrated the attack. Leopards would never eat his face, right?

Yeah if we can’t get conservatives to, you know, agree that pumping cancerous toxic shit over on to your neighbor is wrong (Chevron decision this week), our chances of getting anything meaningful done in the name of public good is completely fucked.

Crank it up pops, it’s still withstanding!

Gross! You got Android in my Linux!

Well that’s cool if they want to become an ad company, but last I checked they are known for making a browser. I’m sure they’ll do so much better than Oracle in the ad business. /s

I wish Mozilla had been really clear about their intentions and end goals with this acquisition. On the face of it, it looks terrible. Especially when you look at their jettisoning of Servo.

What the hell are they up to if making a browser engine isn’t a core competency, but buying an ad company is considered a wise move?