'wank clown' is crimininaly under utilised.
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Shut up, dirt hat!
This is survivorship bias. You can't look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn't there, you rhino flossers.
I'm looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
Wank clown
There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
Seems to be missing "hole," "canoe," and "whistle."
I'm going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like 'wankclown'.
Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour
A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:
- bumsucker
- assass
- scumstick
- dogboy
- poophat
- pissshit
- wankbag
- dirtclown
tbh i'm a bit of a dirtclown, but i have a friend who is a proper wankbag.
Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.
Poor 'dipstick' being so high on the list. I wonder how often it's actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.
Where did these fucktards come up with this list?
Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it
The fact Cunt is not on this list…….. the Australians are gonna be pissed
Can we just appreciate that Trump made it into the data.
Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It's just so fun to say.
I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.
I'm also curious as to why "shitshit" isn't among the least used combinations on this chart.
Only a libnozzle would be wondering about "shitshit"
Missed several of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV:
Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌
Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!
I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I'll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.
Holidays are coming up... It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.
I have never once seen "fuck goblin" but this chart indicates it's not unsaid, just that it's not used quite as frequently as the other combinations.
What about the good old classics, like motherfucker? Am I the only one who still says motherfucker?
Alright, Poopgoblin is now my go to. I am going to bring those numbers up.
That is correct, I am not likely to sling "trump nozzle," at anyone. Fun chart, great share, thanks!
We used to call people things like "dickwad" and "dillweed" back in the day
Dog lord isn't exactly high frequency, but it's higher than I would've guessed.



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