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[–] 74 points 2 years ago (3 children)

'wank clown' is crimininaly under utilised.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    This is survivorship bias. You can't look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn't there, you rhino flossers.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I'm looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:

    Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Seems to be missing "hole," "canoe," and "whistle."

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    I'm going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like 'wankclown'.

    Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:

    • bumsucker
    • assass
    • scumstick
    • dogboy
    • poophat
    • pissshit
    • wankbag
    • dirtclown
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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    wanksucker is definitely too light, that seems like a great combo

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Poor 'dipstick' being so high on the list. I wonder how often it's actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Where did these fucktards come up with this list?

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Ya'll need to start calling people dirt-hats

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    The fact Cunt is not on this list…….. the Australians are gonna be pissed

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can we just appreciate that Trump made it into the data.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It's just so fun to say.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.

    I'm also curious as to why "shitshit" isn't among the least used combinations on this chart.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Missed several of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV:

    Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌

    Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I'll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.

    Holidays are coming up... It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have never once seen "fuck goblin" but this chart indicates it's not unsaid, just that it's not used quite as frequently as the other combinations.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Which fuckbuckets are saying shitlord so much?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Trumptard makes a lot of sense given the year range.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    What about the good old classics, like motherfucker? Am I the only one who still says motherfucker?

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Alright, Poopgoblin is now my go to. I am going to bring those numbers up.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I'm enjoying "lib-bag"

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    That is correct, I am not likely to sling "trump nozzle," at anyone. Fun chart, great share, thanks!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    We used to call people things like "dickwad" and "dillweed" back in the day

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Bumwaffle def needs more love!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Fucknugget is a good surprisingly used term

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Dog lord isn't exactly high frequency, but it's higher than I would've guessed.

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