ProTip: you can easily deflate a car's tires by placing a small pebble in the valve cap before screwing it back on

Well, that guy is clearly a massive prick, but let's also talk about how fucking ugly that truck is. I don't know when everyone decided that land yacht pickup trucks were the bees knees, but they're not. They're just dumb and so. goddamn. ugly.

My favorite thing is to just leave a note that says, "I'm sorry about the scratch."

My move lately has been to stand their windshield wipers up. You're not doing anything criminally damaging to their vehicle, but in my experience, anyone this self-important will be really bothered by the thought of some random person putting their dirty hands on their precious baby.

Don't be too hard on them, maybe this was all that was available when they pulled up.

Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.

Nice truck, sorry about your dick!

Four of the best parking spots, too, judging by the handicap spaces nearby.

I guess there wasn't an EV charger available.

This is a parking job screaming for a keying!

This should be a felony

Keying this car is a moral imperative.

I don’t actually mind this IF the person parks in the back of the lot. I get that they don’t want their precious hot wheels monster truck to get dinged, but as long as they park in the back of the lot where there’s no other cars, it’s fine. However, this person is clearly an asshole as there’s handicapped spots next to them, so they’re right up front taking spaces. It should be legal to vandalize their vehicle if a person does this.