I'll forget all about this post in about 5-7 lemmy posts. Higher than my normal 3-4 lemmy post memory-wipe because I'm commenting.

With the government executing this message to our youth, I think they'll work as well as the anti-piracy ones back in the day.

You Wouldn't Steal a Car

It's all fun and games until they start stealing Kia's and Hyundai's.

Yeah that food court stop is the consolation prize to drain out that last $5 in the account.

Pretty nifty solution. As a bonus you could snap them together so they stay paired when not being worn.

I just read that as well. Or there's just no witnesses. Also read something that they stop attacking if the boat stops.

There's a series of "how to politely decline your stepsister's advances" by Ryan Creamer. I watched it with my son on Pornhub. Talk about a bonding moment.

Edit: Link for those wanting to get off.

Office potluck sign-up sheet: "I'm bringing in something sweet and savory"

If you don't eat that chicken wing clean, we can't be friends.

You get one pass and that's if you only take 1 wing.

Okay. Don't stop there Alabama. So if an embryo is now a child, let's talk now about dependents and tax exemptions, protective services, custodial rights and responsibilities, welfare benefits, insurance requirements, HOV rules, census counts, adoption and fostering rules, school districts and education funds, estate planning and probate.... You wanted to open Pandora's damn box - now every piece of state legislation that involves a child now needs to be adjusted.

Might get interesting in the news as questions arise over what the new guidelines are. But of course they won't get addressed. Of course, of course.

No that's a misdemeanor. But only if you demonstrate intent. Up to the police to decide.

So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.