Shitty design

Submarines have more bathroom space.

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

This is literally what I see in my dreams

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

At first I was like ??... But then I was like ???

"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"

How does this even work?

If it fits I shit

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?

Nope!

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

This is like 10 kilogrovers.

Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

That re-defines longdrop.

Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.