do these absolute buffoons not know how important my crude portfolio is?

We're in a hostage situation, and the captors own the government.

if we exceed the 1.5°C warming target set by the Paris Agreement.

Pretty sure previous studies have already confirmed we're already blowing past 2°C even if we stopped producing CO2 today.

Not to be too doomer about it but we're already too late to prevent centuries of damage. What we can do now is try and keep the ecosystem from becoming completely uninhabitable.

If you still have hope that humanity will stop destroying (the human habitability of) our only habitat in the name of short-term private profit for humanity's most prolific sociopaths, at least share the kind of drugs you're on.

"LINE MUST GO UP!"

-Homo Sapien, ~200,000 BCE - ~2100 AD

Accelerationists gotta accelerate, I guess. For the longest time it baffled me as to why anyone with intelligence would knowing act to destroy the planet and, with it, society. Then I learned about this shit called accelerationism and it all starts to make sense.

We ARE in a hostage situation like someone commented, except we're on a bus, speeding toward a cliff, and the rich elite refuse to take their foot off the pedal. They think they're going to come out of societal collapse alive and poised to shape whatever comes next however they want. It's literally the game of Monopoly with that fucking speed die version...

me when i destroy the planet to get just 1 more green piece of paper that means jack shit in the grand scheme of things

genuinely think money is an addiction to these big oil fucks

"Sorry, I'm freeing Palestine this election by posting on Instagram about it and not voting"

Ok, so I am all about working to resolve climate change, very active in the movement even.

But gosh golly gee, can we talk about that particular websites UI for a moment? I do not need a roll ad every 3 seconds. And I really do not need to know that one weird trick on how to get rats to like me.

Again, all for the climate. I’m saying this as I just walked 45 minutes to go grab my lunch. Totally on board with more buses and trains. Big advocate of a Citizens Climate Lobby. Doing my part, hope you do too.

Keep the rats the f away from me!

Companies and billionaires when the only thing they care about are multicoloured laminated pieces of paper that basically mean nothing once someone's wealth is high enough:

One can only hope actual intelligence rises from the ashes of the failed experiment of humanity.

As conservatives cheer.

I've been doing my best, but we need to be investing money as a society into it.

Please just do it already

Well since there's nothing I can do then I guess it's time to kick back and wait for the end of humanity. We had a good run.