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[–] 106 points 2 years ago (7 children)
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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Mirrors on both walls

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I don't know...a grenade?

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  • [+] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    I recommend a sledgehammer.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Knock out a wall or two.

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  • [+] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
    Refuse to elaborate
    Leave

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    How do you wipe?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    You have all that space in the Complex and you put a toilet there?

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