So why is there no skin? Different color eyes? My cheeks are not purely made of muscle. (Seriously, good shitpost, but let's talk about it)

Wouldn’t the eyeballs fall out?

Skipped face day bro.

A reminder to drink water folks.

Gives me the “Dinosaur pictures in old textbooks” vibe.

Goddammit if this awakens something in me

scp-096

How it feels to wake up at 6 AM for a meeting

Looks like Rick Scott

Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!

Finally a proper challenging wank!

That’s just the Greendale Human Being.

Bill Burr having a bad day.

I'd give it a muscle.

I'd like to keep the skin on, please.

Heartthrob, wow

so lips are muscles but ears are not?

Octopode Archeologists 10 million years from now:

Forensic archeologists have made an artistic rendition of bipedos aridus, which was the dominant species at the time. They are believed to be the creatures which created all of the plastic deposits vital to our modern economy, which they secreted as a waste product after consuming even more ancient petroleum pollutants.

Their extinction was proven to be a consequence of this, as digestion of complex hydrocarbons had been proven in experiments to produce large amounts of CO2 and methane gas. This of course led to the Great Boiling, and the extinction of over 70% of our planet Hydos' life at the time.

Skill issue