I have no idea what Tesseract is

This is not funny, it's PEAK.

Thanks, I've been unironically looking for something like this

Cyber attack = backend devs nuking their production server with vibe coding tools

Ok fair point. I mainly code in C for making GBA games and random projects, so I haven't done much multithreaded work

Not as bad as this

I unironically want the Autism t-shirt

What part of Rust is fun?

C is fun to me because the syntax is easy to understand and straight to the point. C is also great for learning low level coding, I find Rust so confusing

That one person that asked if is there a seahorse emoji

Am I safe if I don't update Google Play Services?

When you make big structural changes to the code but it compiles somehow:

My brother had internet access over 3G but he wouldn't let me use it, but sometimes he gave me some new games to play. That's how I got to play Minecraft and that's how I learned programming with Game Maker. But yes, I also had a Wii and a DSi but I had just a handful of games, so I played Pokémon White all day and almost finished it three times

Most of my childhood was in the early 2010s but for me it was like I was living in the 90s because I was always at my grandparent's. They had all sorts of retro tech I played with as a kid. I burned CDs, I listened to cassettes and I had no internet, ever. My first exposure to a PC was with a mid 80s PC clone running Windows 1.0. So it's probably something like this