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[–] 182 points 2 years ago (12 children)

”I think you would have nuclear holocaust, if I didn’t deal with North Korea,” he explained, and then added: “And I think you might have a nuclear war now, if you want to know the truth.”

It is still worth remembering that Obama tried to work with North Korea, but the Republicans shamed him because they said he should only meet with them if they agreed to get rid of their nukes.

Trump did nothing to protect the world from North Korea, but gave Kim Jong-Un a nice photo op to help legitimize his power.

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    [–] 172 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Thank god he negotiated a peace deal with the hurricane at the last minute.

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  • [–] 101 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I averted bank robbery….by not robbing the bank.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There are some things you read online that i just can't get out of my brain. One of those things was a random comment when trump came back from north korea, that said something like: after all these years under obama, i van finally rest easy, i can finally sleep at night, now that my family is save and we are not under constant nuclear threat anymore.

    I get that people are paranoid and scared, and they hide at home with a gun under their pillow. But how the fuck does this thought crosses anyone's mind? From the guy who can barely say nuclear.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That wasn't even close to a nuclear war. The real threat was nuking the hurricanes. Just imagine what could have happened if Atlantis retaliated. /s

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    …Florida sinks into the sea? I’m good with that.

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    [–] 81 points 2 years ago

    It's like watching Cartman come up with crazier and crazier stories as he takes credit for the fish sticks joke

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  • [–] 80 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He might actually believe that himself.

    And I'd like to see him in jail as much as the next one, but is this really news? "Colossal narcissist brags about his achievements".

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    [–] 69 points 2 years ago (8 children)
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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Trump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust... by forgetting how the Football works.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And friends of mine have said, you are the most honest person in the world.

    LMFAO. Does the world have recorded audio or recorded video of any other human being in the history of humanity making more provably false statements than trump? No. If there was a Guinness world record for lying, trump would be the record holder.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    I averted nuclear holocaust because I couldn't remember the codes for it

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In this article: lying liar lies.

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Fun fact: that's not a defense for any of his crimes.

    Trump is going to die in federal custody if he doesn't off himself first.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    We can only hope, but I have zero trust in the justice system to sentence him to any jail time.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I said custody, not jail time. An ex-president knows too much to be left in General Population.

    As long as we don't fuck up & elect a Republican, Trump isn't walking away from 91 felonies. He will die alone under house arrest at a military base.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He could also try running to Russia

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