If a flathead screwdriver was depicted as human, there would be porn of it in 30-60 hours tops

You definitely don’t need to depict Bugs as human to get Tumblr horny

Aren’t they just describing Prince?

Spiderman fits the first paragraph, though he is chaotic good instead of neutral.

What do you mean human? We're all horny for him already, right?

Goddammit why does this make so much sense lmao

How'd they get my Vampire character sheet?

I was thinking Luffy for a while.

Until the cross dressing bit I was thinking of Lucifer from the TV show of the same name.

My first thought went to Spike from Cowboy Bebop.

Now I’m wondering: was Spike based on Bugs?

This is like half the cast of Ouran High School Host Club

Joseph Joestar?

https://youtu.be/e2vj6ma-854

This is peak manliness, [first appearance]

You know how there's this thing which horoscopes relies on, that humans seem to identify with somewhat vague descriptors of themselves?

Well I'm not one for horoscopes, but I thought I was reading someone describing me (although in a rather flattering and fantastic light).

Never realised how much Bugs Bunny and and I have in common.