"Roll d6", lists 8 options.

"Roll a d6"

[Result table has 8 entries]

5. "Ugly... ugly... ugly bag... of... mostly water."

I'd swap one of those out for 'Cryptic Message from Future Self". I also really happen to like fucking with my players at times, though.

So….radios?

It says to roll a D6 and then gives eight possible results...