I don't remember getting any new slang as a kid.

I did not, for I was a loser who didn't know slang

No shot fellow cool kid

A lot of my friends complain about about the "youth", how they dress and talk and stuff like that. I always found that odd, because i for example had either a bleached blonde mushroom haircut or bleach blonde spiked up hair. Paired with a way too big fubu shirt and weird baggy pants. They weren't jinkos, but very close.

I have no ground to stand on when i make fun of young people and i know that. Why don't my friends remember how ridiculous we were at 14?

In the 2000s my brother asked our grandma to wrap a gift for his crush. She wrote something like "You're quite the foxy young lady" and that was a good day for laughs.