Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD's for a few weeks. I'd like to see how they suit me.

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red's Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read "ed's hoe Bar". To my knowledge it never happened, but I don't know.

I'm a guy, I'm already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I'd check out what the fuzz is all about.

Yeah, that's a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

Hell looks awfully familiar... Something about happiness.

Hell means luck in Norse.

I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

No one believes me, but I swear one time the store's lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

I'm tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks... so hell it is.