Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

I don't remember this scene in Shrek

A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.

Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

The Shrek paradox

Let me see the human from the back

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

Ace people: Guess you'll die then...

I mean it's not every day I meet a talking donkey. So

I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(

Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!

I'm a degenerate, I WANT BOTH

Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

Water is the universal solvent.

is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?

\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

Choose the first one, a talking donkey

Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.