Honestly, I kind of think my country (France) forbids weed today because of all the bullshit of the Reagan era and it's pretty infuriating.

Their depiction of weed as some super dangerous class 3000 hardcore drug ended up as some kind of standard for most of the developed countries.

It sucks.

I need me a jazz cigarette, I'm having the shakes, Daddy-O!

all the good guys are smoking cigarettes bemoaning the dangers of the devils weed.

Yeah man, I could also really go for a marijuana about now

One marijuana, please

me when I run out of cheetos

me irl

You want him to talk coherently after having "a marijuana?" Yeah, good luck with that!

That man really needs to sniff some weeds.

Me after 2 hours in the office

Tbf, my brother absolutely freaks the fuck out if he goes too long without a joint. He acts more explosively angry than itching invisible bugs, but the feeling behind it is the same.

He needs running through with a flaming duffel coat.

That looks and feels like a colorized panel from a Chick Tract but I can't seem to find the source. Anyone know where it came from originally?