Because as a society we've forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people

$10M??

I'd take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.

$10 is a sure bet.

Honestly the amount could be $10 and I'd take it. I don't get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people

You wouldn't be able to pay me to be seen with Tate

I don't like Musk much at all but I'd prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.

The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks...yeah they kind of scare me

The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they'd take dinner with Musk in hopes they'd somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the "secret" is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.

Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.

Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.

dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs

The initial question is so stupid that I'm wondering if it's a troll. 99.9% of even hardcore fans of both would obviously take the ten million fucking dollars.

Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket

Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?

I'd really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I'd get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I'd kiss the back of their head and whisper "I've been looking forward to this".

Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.

Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I'd like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.

In case anyone thinks I'm being serious, I'm just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances

Tate just looks like an absolute twat in that outfit. Like his mom dressed him for school picture day in last year's clothes that don't fit anymore.

Cat: Hey, don't knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You'll never have a better chance to kill them.

So you can make that check out to...

Wtf is Tate news? Jesus Christ man.

Something tells me both these assholes wear shoes with no socks.

or or?

And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(

I would like to have my 10 million, now! 🫱

I think the real scenario is that, after going to dinner with either of them, you'll get a 10m dollar bill in the mail.

What is this? A battle about how stupid a question / choice can get? Sounds like 5th grade schoolyard fun. Anyway, I take the chainsaw…

Hmmm, will Musk let me in on his next pump and dump scheme?

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X post by user Tate News @TateNews_ reading: Dinner with Elon Musk or dinner with Andrew Tate? The 3rd option is $10M cash. Accompanied by side-by-side photos of Elon Musk from the waist up with his hands folded in his lap and a full-body photo of Andrew Tate leaning forward in his chair with his hands steepled in his lap.

Above the post is a reply from user Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira reading: Death by a chainsaw or or losing your parents? The 3rd option is a 90 meter yacht.

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