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submitted 2 years ago by zakobjoa@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

or or?

And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(

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[–] CrazyEddie041@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It's not specific, it's just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago

OHHHHHHHH. Duh.

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[–] charliespider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Ya I don't get it either

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 years ago

I was reading too much into it. It's just 'here's another situation with 2 obviously shit options and 1 really good one.'

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