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[–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I still often quote Jay from Chasing Amy...look at this morose mother fucker right here

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Ben Afflecks best role fight me

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    God I wish. It was a purer time.

    Now it's mostly about feeding people ads.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago*

    I loved that even back then it was super funny how they took the trolls literally and kept their promise to beat up everyone who badmouthed them.

    It was like, wow: what if my actions online could have consequences.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Mother mother fuck

    Mother mother fuck fuck

    Mother fuck mother fuck

    Noise noise noise

    One two one two three four

    Noise noise noise

    Smokin’ weed

    Smokin’ weed

    Doin’ coke

    Drinkin’ beers

    Drinkin’ beers beers beers

    Rollin’ fatties

    Smokin’ blunts

    Who smokes the blunts?

    We smoke the blunts!

    Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Fifteen bucks, little man
    Put that shit in my hand!
    If the money doesn’t show
    Then you owe me, owe me, owe!

    My jungle love!
    Oh-we-oh-we-oh!
    I think I wanna know ya know ya!
    Yeah what?

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  • J-Lo's husband is doing well for himself these days!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sounds like he's having fun. Why, are you jealous?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Kevin Smith himself has discussed it as a bad tweet in interviews since. The tweet itself is funny because it is a mixture of TMI and cringey youth slang; then the general background context of him being a professional writer makes the bad tweet more incongruous.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (3 children)

    Allows people the world over?

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I didn't care for this film. Anyway, who knows where I can see some breasts?

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    They forgot about the whole bitching about everything thing that exists part....

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