1. Please keep it civil
  2. Lets try to keep AI generated stuff to a minimum
  3. If you want to reply to a comment please also make ot rhyme.

Everything always get so serious. Thought this could be a fun experiment to discuss a serious issue in a non-serious way.

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[–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

To me the right has become mostly a meme

Blocking political process is now the main theme

The SCOTUS taking bribes left and right

Gerrymandering going on day and night

Most democrats have the appeal of The Simpsons’ Flanders

He’s getting pretty old but I like Bernie Sanders

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago*

    Nazis are back and the climate is spent.

    I'd love to step up, but I gotta pay rent.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    The rich get richer / The poor get poorer / When our time comes / No guilt for the horror

    or maybe

    The planet is burning / We die of starvation / Abolish the wealthy / And claim our salvation

    or maybe

    One, two, buckle my shoe / Three, four, overthrow the 1% and bring about a socialist utopia, etc

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    All I see is a major shitshow

    I can't keep up with all the garbage they throw

    None of our problems ever get fixed

    Because we can't even agree they exist!

    The future's in the hands of those who won't live to see it

    The house is burning down but they won't believe it

    Everything's fucked, it's all just a mess

    I suppose I'll just vote for who hates minorities less

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Capitalism has become such a bore Wish waged labor existed no more I’d rather pay taxes Take billionaires assets And distribute some wealth to the poor

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago*
    I really don't care
    It's neither here nor there
    I live alone in the woods
    My biggest worry is bear
    And his economic stance on my foods
    
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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Anarchism is the way, workers only you should pay.

    The rich and wealthy we should eat, nutrition shouldn't be sourced from meat.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Healthcare is a universal right Let’s start with that then move on to the next fight

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue The worlds gonna end Before I turn 52

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Newlines are real tough.
    Two spaces and the end make it rough.

    Hit enter twice

    For space extra nice.

    Banana.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    The simple narrative taught in every history class Is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist Don't you know the world is built with blood? And genocide and exploitation The global network of capital essentially functions To separate the worker from the means of production And the FBI killed Martin Luther King Private property's inherently theft And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left And every politician, every cop on the street Protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite

    (Bo Burnham - How the World Works)

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    The picture is crooked by just enough
    That you'd need a level to tell.
    Every adjustment skews it a little bit more
    This is starting to feel just like hell.
    If it's low on the left, now it's high on the right,
    Or it could be the other way around.
    If we can't seem to find a way to agree,
    Maybe the piece should just come down.
    But we like it's aesthetic, that much is a fact,
    Though we can't really explain why.
    One thing is for certain, we want it displayed,
    We just both feel it has fallen awry.
    So I'll push, and you'll pull, and we'll stand back and sneer
    At the other's well-meant intentions
    As it goes from one extreme to the next
    While neither of us pays much attention,
    To the fact that the picture itself is what really matters,
    Not how it sits on a line.
    The whole Earth is slanted on its own axis,
    And even beauty is crooked sometimes.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I always watch sadly
    Those giving their vote
    To people who'd gladly
    Cut open their throat.

    They follow their hate,
    They don't spot the lies.
    Rich man owns the state,
    Rich man's gaining weight,
    The poor one just dies.

    Edit: changed a line

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    People dislike the present

    Yet always vote Blue or Red

    I only vote independent

    And people still blame me for who led

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Everything is fucked and burning,
    Yet the wheels of greed keep turning,
    Big wigs buy their thirteenth yacht,
    While 'twixt twelve we share a hut,
    This just leaves me with one thing:
    "Chop, chop" goes the guillotine.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    Like tectonic plates, growing apart

    With Xitter and Facebook neatly doing their part

    The legislature doesn’t really care about me

    They get there money and healthcare for free

    Meanwhile, we suffer from this polarization

    Not just the US, but almost every nation

    War, corruption and global warming give me a hopeless feeling

    Almost on a daily basis, reading news leaves me reeling

    Am I just a pessimist or will we really fail?

    Are we watching the apocalypse in slow motion while wagging our tail

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I originally wrote this for !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works but it works pretty good for me too:

    NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?

    NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.

    Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...

    Astronaut 2: Break into a song?

    Astronaut 1: Yep.

    I love the trenches,

    I love the roadside mines,

    I love blown bridges,

    I love when turrets fly.

    I love the whole world

    And all its sights and sounds.

    Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

    I love my plane-fus,

    I love nuke submarines,

    I love logistics,

    I love democracy!

    I love the whole world

    And all its craziness

    Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

    I love dictators

    (I like to watch em hang)

    I love Three Gorges

    I love when things go bang!

    I love the whole world

    It's such a brilliant place

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)

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  • Hypocrisy is rampant, my last nerves are plucked.

    Both parties with grifters. Our system is fucked.

    Mentalities of greed: I got mine, fuck you.

    Just toxic words, the politicians spew.

    No true efforts in fixing our country,

    Their only interests are control and money.

    Our country is in deep need of healing,

    Putting out the emotional flames we are feeling.

    Hoping the people can come together,

    To make our future brighter and better.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Slavery is real, racism is too

    But look outside America, you'll see it times 2

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There are so many politics issues

    That I would be here all day

    So if you want to know what mine are

    Treat this comment as an AMA

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wonder what you think

    Of the old orange dink

    Or maybe of the wealth

    That is burning the earth in stealth?

    My questions may be loaded

    And my Rhymes are kind of bloated

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Donald Trump may have tried his best

    But I wouldn't call his reign good

    No president for a while withstood the test

    They had not been as they should

    Since the 2000's I've been around

    But they've all been meh to me

    He's no different I have found

    And that's fine, it's a fact of life you see

    Tolerating their presence I can do

    Sitting through it isn't a big deal

    It's not like they affect me or you

    Presidents are sitting ducks, let's be real

    As for the wealth issue you speak of

    Capitalism should add a few rules

    Otherwise if push does come to shove

    If we do nothing we would be fools

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Roses are red

    Landlords are poo

    The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    I yearn to be free

    To plant a tall tree

    Or maybe five or fifty

    A greener world would be nifty

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    Power corrupts

    So why should we bother

    With coups so abrupt

    And Dictator Father?

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    Yet democracy still

    Gives me a chill

    Tyranny of the masses

    Why the rose colored glasses?

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    Corporate greed

    Is not immune

    From society's bleed

    Into authoritarian noon

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    So what, then? A king?

    Or anarchy's kiss?

    How do we give up the bling?

    Live a life full of bliss?

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    The truth lies inside

    The life we observe

    Is the one that we chose

    And thus, what we deserve

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    If we want to be free

    Change from a few's not enough

    Not just a million and three

    But collectively, all of us

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    There was a young man from Bluff,
    Who quite frankly had enough.

    Feeling sick through,
    With with interchangable red/blue.

    With research in hand,
    And policy that's not bland.

    This time with great zeal,
    This time I'll vote the colour teal.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    Ever since I have been married with kids

    My days are too short for me to give a shit

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I am a citizen of neither here or there Don’t really belong anywhere

    Don’t support any party It seems foolhardy

    I believe in a man who rose from the dead So I waste my life for that instead

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    If you wish create a good society, It cannot be run by the bourgeoisie. Nor can be trusted a Stalin or Mao Who call all their genocides justice somehow.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Amidst a tapestry of hopes and dreams, Where human welfare's more than it seems, Views intertwine, a chorus of care, For freedoms cherished, we stand aware.

    Union's strength empowers the throng, In solidarity, we all belong, Fascism's shadow we firmly reject, For liberty's flame, we protect.

    Capital's grasp, we dare to defy, Corporate greed, to the wind we'll let fly, Oligarchs and the 1% fade from might, Inequality's chains, we aim to unbind.

    Eyes cast beyond, where spying's unveiled, Privacy's sanctuary, ever hailed, A symphony rises, the people unite, For a world of justice, we strive for the light.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I don't really care
    where the money go
    even though you've said
    that I should have known.

    I'm interested in
    mechanism of vote
    it's my nerdy thing
    just let me enjoy't.

    Let's use Condorcet,
    not FPTP,
    even two-round set
    is pretty shitty.

    'lectoral treshold
    I want it to cease
    so that we could vote
    for minor parties.

    Last year you could see
    it has real effect
    I would be happier
    without this deffect.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    Down with states and stature
    Strive instead to ready
    Through direct radical action
    Root changes grow fruitful
    Refreshed from old ashes
    Our society rises
    We sow personal power
    To free all the people

    (This poetic form is dróttkvætt which has internal half rhyme on odd lines and internal full rhymes on even lines)

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  • this is what chatgpt is for

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  • [+] 1 point 2 years ago

    fucking no!!!

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