Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

Missssst

There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.

Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.

Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off

Adjust as needed

I use my thumb

Shower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jet go brrrr

Flat.

It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.

Mist or nothing!

Ne or whatever the last one is

JET BABY WOOOO

Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.

Mist is best, skip the rest

Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.

Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they're side by side.

I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night

Mist, for all occasions

Flat for my balls, jet for my ass

At any given time:

The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.

HEADLESS

I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.

Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.

I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder

Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.

shower because it reminds me of being in the shower

i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task

Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely

For plants or masturbation?

Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

Team watering can represents 🤙

I'm mostly cleaning some manner of shit off myself, kids, deck, or grill, so jet is my pick.

Jet go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Soaker of course. I mean who doesn’t like a good soaker?