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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This couldn't be me, I resent my interests

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World

    Enid : You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
    Seymour : Well maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Wait a minute, I know her, that's the woman who's responsible for causing all the problem in my life!

    I'll bet she's posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I just had to look it up, you guys really don't have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it's all actually very easy and switching wouldn't be worth the hassle anyway. We'd actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Am I being doxxed?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago*

    How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    relatable meme

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Holy shit, I'm white?! I can go jogging!

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This makes me think of a friend's child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, "how tall are you for your height?"

    Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, "are you tall for your age?".

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Wait.. I don't enjoy my interests.

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  • Three out of four ain't bad.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This couldn't be me, I have been born -1 times

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    That is so me

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    2meirl4meirl

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    literally me

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Wow. You've got me.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don't enjoy my favorite foods or interests

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Represents me perfectly, thanks OP

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don’t enjoy my interests. :(

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I feel so seen

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    People with anhedonia: No, I don't think I will.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    This meme got vibe checked by anhedonia

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    You're only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don't waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Those people are actually less than two foot tall.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Harold smile lookin bro

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    'at least once' I see you're including the evangelicals

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Gasp

    How did you get so much right about me? Are you a wizard?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Born at least once

    Extreme fetishists: Finally, some representation.

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