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[–] 117 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Isn't Dracula canonically immortal? You could technically write him into The Expanse and be accurate. I guess the scifi people might have an issue with it.

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  • [–] [S] 36 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Dracula in an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting would also have some potential.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There's a Dracula "sci-fi western" in development now, and it wouldn't be the first sci-fi film to feature vampires. Blade Trinity was fairly sci-fi and featured a resurrected Vlad III. There are also a whole bunch of low-budget independent films, because the character is public domain.

    So it's been done, but I wouldn't say it's been done well. Technology and the ubiquity of cameras make telling vampire stories logistically complicated. Like, they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars, and how the old legends about running water and being invited in are apocryphal superstitions.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars

    That one is easy to explain. Either the vampire is wealthy and has a private aircraft, which is likely if they're hundreds of years old, or they can ship themselves as the remains of a loved one. I would imagine that any competent modern vampire would have a forger, and a hacker in their household.

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  • [–] 89 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    But it would be very strange for an old Eastern European noble to be playing a Japanese card game and drinking a recently invented American beverage

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  • [–] [S] 78 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    With a skeptical brow raised, the count begrudgingly sipped from a glass of Coca-Cola, a recently invented American beverage vastly different from the Romanian wines of his cellar. "Passable," he muttered under his breath, with a reluctant nod, betraying centuries of noble pride. Yet, as the night unfolded, a subtle smile crept over his pale face.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    He looked over to his guest, sitting opposite him on an old wooden chair. A traveler from a far away land, lost in these dark forests in this dark and stormy night, glad to have been given shelter. The man - he could not be older than thirty - had bowed profusely after his rescue from the elements.

    "I could never repay you completely for you help, but may I offer you a small token of thanks for your kindness? It's a game from my home, quite simple to play, it would be an honor to teach you. I have not seen its likeness in these lands, so it might offer you a sliver of fresh entertainment."

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Wasn’t another one that Samurai, the telegraph and Lincoln were all alive in the same time period so you could have a Samurai send an electronic message to Lincoln.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Damn coke used to be cool ? Now it is just average useless soda

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves – the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with trace levels of cocaine.[77] Since then (by 1929[78]), Coca-Cola has used a cocaine-free coca leaf extract. Today, that extract is prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey, the only manufacturing plant authorized by the federal government to import and process coca leaves, which it obtains from Peru and Bolivia.[79] Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it then sells to Mallinckrodt, the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.[80]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_leaf

    So it still has coca extract, just not the cocaine part.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    It's called Castlevania.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Dracula can't drink Coca-Cola though...

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