Isn't Dracula canonically immortal? You could technically write him into The Expanse and be accurate. I guess the scifi people might have an issue with it.
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But it would be very strange for an old Eastern European noble to be playing a Japanese card game and drinking a recently invented American beverage
With a skeptical brow raised, the count begrudgingly sipped from a glass of Coca-Cola, a recently invented American beverage vastly different from the Romanian wines of his cellar. "Passable," he muttered under his breath, with a reluctant nod, betraying centuries of noble pride. Yet, as the night unfolded, a subtle smile crept over his pale face.
He looked over to his guest, sitting opposite him on an old wooden chair. A traveler from a far away land, lost in these dark forests in this dark and stormy night, glad to have been given shelter. The man - he could not be older than thirty - had bowed profusely after his rescue from the elements.
"I could never repay you completely for you help, but may I offer you a small token of thanks for your kindness? It's a game from my home, quite simple to play, it would be an honor to teach you. I have not seen its likeness in these lands, so it might offer you a sliver of fresh entertainment."
"Caffeine is terrible! I was up all night!"
I do sometimes wonder what drinking the Cokaine-Cola must have been like
It is historically plausible for a samurai to have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln
Of any "class/type" of person to be doing something like that a noble is the most likely. High standing and money gives you easier access to things.
He could travel to Baltimore for a bridge tournament.
Wasn’t another one that Samurai, the telegraph and Lincoln were all alive in the same time period so you could have a Samurai send an electronic message to Lincoln.
The fax machine, actually
Well, yes, but I don't think there were lines connecting the two.
That said, Matthew Perry (not that one) had already reestablished relations with Japan during Lincoln's time
Damn coke used to be cool ? Now it is just average useless soda
After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves – the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with trace levels of cocaine.[77] Since then (by 1929[78]), Coca-Cola has used a cocaine-free coca leaf extract. Today, that extract is prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey, the only manufacturing plant authorized by the federal government to import and process coca leaves, which it obtains from Peru and Bolivia.[79] Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it then sells to Mallinckrodt, the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.[80]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_leaf
So it still has coca extract, just not the cocaine part.
C'mon Stepan Company, you could be a bro and "accidentally" let just a smidge through the final product.
That's why they named the company "coca" cola.
Now they should just rename to just "cola"
A lot of things used to be a lot cooler. My doctor has never prescribed me opium and laudanum for a cough.
Get a better doctor! Mine prescribes meth to make my brain work better.
Dracula can't drink Coca-Cola though...
Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.
"I never drink...Coke."
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