LMAO AS FUCKING IF. Rich people aren't capable of feeling any sort of empathy-adjacent emotions. If you're rich and think you can feel empathy there are two possible scenarios at play;
a) You're wrong about being rich
b) You're wrong about feeling empathy
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Which is a cool story…. But Rolls Royce are selling like hot cakes https://uk.motor1.com/news/703769/rolls-royce-2023-record-sales-figures/
😢 do you know what it’s like to not be able to drive my half a million dollar car to a movie premier that I invested in accidentally through an AI hedge fund that I own with some other rich people that I met at a party a few years ago?
Half a million? What are you, some kind of peasant?
There’s no emotional sensitivity, they’re just afraid of the guillotine.
I feel like rich people are more brazen than ever before. It's a long time before we see any guillotines for the rich in my country at least (the US). We regularly put people down who have pennies to their name though or just average Joes living their lives. Death by cop and death by violence in a broken penal system. Also completely unavoidable health issues that increasingly only the wealthy end can afford to rectify.
Look I get the frustration but I feel like trying to guillotine an entire damn car is more trouble than the catharsis would be worth
Is this The Onion?
Seems realistic to me with everyone here talking about bringing back the guillotine. I can imagine people throwing rocks at and keying these cars.
Nobody has cut their taxes in about 4 years they must be feeling really poor.
Heck no.
The masses have noticed how hard they’ve been getting screwed.
The rich know they’re absolutely stupid rich.
And they’re scared.
That’s all there is to it. Don’t attribute to them feelings of remorse or guilt. If there was any of that in them they’d cough up the dough for whatever, but no…they’re still doing the same thing they’ve always done just not as obviously public.
We’re making noises about wealth taxes and all that and they’re thinking that if we see fewer Lamborghinis out there we’ll suddenly forget and leave them to their hoards.
Bentley: wipes tears with Dollars featuring Woody Harrelson meme
Only by abolishing poverty can Bentley sales go up. Bentley shareholders 🤝 the working class, allies in the fight against capitalism.
is this someone's pathetic attempt to make the ultra rich more likable?
The ultra rich don't have Bentleys anyway. They appeal more to the upper middle class wannabe rich people, who probably aren't as well off as they used to be.
Emotional Sensitivity: "Yes, we're emotionally sensitive to the fact that the poors want to cut our heads off and watch them roll. We need to hide our wealth so they're less likely to strike out at us."
Fixed that for you.
Who'd have thought that it would be awkward splashing out crazy amounts of money on making yourself a little comfier when the world is on fire. A bit of privilege guilt isn't exactly a bad thing.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with Bentleys getting uglier while other luxury cars are getting cooler looking.
It's more likely that the rich already have all the luxury cars they want, and are looking for other ways to flaunt their wealth.
I've never known a rich person to be so self-conscious as to experience this kind of 'emotional sensitivity'.
Also, they're shit cars.
I don't think I've ever heard anyone classify all Bentleys as "shit" before. Poor value for money is fair but "shit" is unhinged.

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