It makes me wonder why they didn't just unplug it and put up an "out of order" sign instead lol

Whoever wrote that note isn't great at communication.

"The refrigerator is currently heating items." Ok... does this mean it is broken? Or is the heating intentional and this is just a warning not to put things in it that you don't want heated up? Is this heating up phase meant to stop anytime soon?

"Thank you for your time and consideration," for what? Reading the note? Is this a request that the refrigerator be fixed? Or is it merely a warning to other people? If we're meant to assume that the fridge is broken, has someone in charge been informed?

Marge, can you set the oven to cold?

I'm trying to figure out what kind of defect would cause that. The heating elements of a fridge, the air exchange that has the hotter refrigerant, are all outside the box I believe. If the compressor fails, the refrigerant doesn't move and doesn't move heat. So it'd just be an insulated box, right? I think that'd get hotter an ambient but I'm not sure I'd say it's "heating".

It was jealous of the microwave and wanted to be "hot" as well.

Defrigerator

The fridge’s name is Rob

"YOU HAD ONE JOB!"

I got dibs on the hot reddi whip!

Mmm… warm ranch dressing