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[–] 189 points 2 years ago (1 child)

My mom laminated mine when I was like 6 years old. It still has my 6 year-old, childish signature on it. Every time I use it someone says "you're not supposed to laminate these", and then they accept it anyways. So who's the fool now?

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  • [–] 143 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Not to defend the social security number system (because it's terrible for unique identification of individuals and when it was created it wasn't even intended to be used for that purpose) but you're not supposed to carry it around with you all the time. It's supposed to be in a drawer/safe/fireproof bag with the rest of your important documents, and only brought out when you need it.

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  • [–] 122 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why make it a card then? If it's meant to be stored as a document then it should be the size of an envelope, or a standard A4 sheet.

    I keep mine attached to the envelope sized paper it came on. But it shouldn't be a card shape, that encourages people to carry it. My grandpa always carried his.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    Don't mention A4 paper, it scares the Americans. If any of them could read, they would be very afraid right now.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Every time ya try to fix the NatID problem though suddenly it's a surveillance state system and not just an efficient nexus for federal services and permissions.

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    [–] 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?

    Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭

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    [–] 68 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I've heard blur is not destructive. Please use a paintbrush on 100% opacity if you do this

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Why do people downvote posts like this? What’s the problem? It’s funny, true, and in the right community.

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Fun fact, there is a lifetime limit for the number of replacements you can get for these (I forget but I think it's like 12), if you lose too many no more social security card for you

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I'm getting "wallet" vibes which should absolutely not be where one keeps important documents. I had mine in a shoe box under my bed as a teen and it survived unscathed.

    Heck, I have a 15 year old free pizza stamp card from a shop that permanently closed in better condition. Haha!

    Edit: someone came through and downvoted every comment for the heck of it? Haha! Youuu get an updoot, and yooou get an updoot... etc.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    I got mine in 1986 and it pretty much looks like the picture.

    Fun side note: back then, you didn't get a social security number until you were old enough to get a job. I was fourteen when I got my social security number.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My wife found out you can get one earlier as long as your parents sign off on it. They then used her social security to scam some loans while she's a child, which fucked her up later when she moves out on her own and tried to get an apartment.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    This is extremely common, and one of the reasons that using SSN for credit reports is a horrible practice. The only way for someone to dispute the debts is to report their parents to the authorities, which is a horrible position to be in when you’re freshly 18. The real solution would be a simple age check, to verify if the person applying for the loan is actually 18. But that is apparently too difficult would prevent banks from saddling literal children with mountains of debt.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    Someone explain to me why we can't laminate it.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (30 children)

    Security features used to verify the validity get covered when you add a plastic film.

    I've been asked for the number many times, of course, but I didn't think I've ever had to show my physical card to someone in my entire life.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Plastic sleeve, boom problem solved, I'm 34 and I've only ever had one birth certificate because I keep it in a sleeve.

    But hopefully y'all Americans can phase out the physical cards like we did in Canada.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why are you not allowed to laminate it?

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Wait are we supposed to carry these around? I became a permanent resident back in 2010 and I don't think I've ever taken mine out of my filing cabinet.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh, you forgot the part where you are only allowed a fixed number of replacements in your lifetime.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    What’s the reason behind not being allowed to laminate it? Asking as a non American

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Because it’s meant to biodegrade if lost outside so your identity is harder to steal

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