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[–] 46 points 2 years ago

Death: ugh. Mrs. Schmidt... these cookies... what's in these -

Mrs. Schmidt: Ssh. You said it was time. You didn't say for who.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    Good night, Westley Mrs Schmidt. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    We all know that DEATH speaks in capital letters.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not just any capital letters, sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    but my name is spelled in lowercase with first letter capitalized, I am not my corporation! is this a maritime court death? why won't you accept my personal passport that says I have 999 more years in the state of Arizona

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Oh boy, this reminds me of this web comic, “Death and the Maiden”. It starts out slow but if you stick with it it's going to reward you. https://deathandmaiden.com/one/index.html

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