You forgot to add "again" to your sentence.

I'm more surprised he wasn't shot while breaking into cars in a town called rifle. I'm sure she'd be totally fine with it if he was, right? Or is that only minorities that deserve death for theft?

There seem to be a lot of geographic locations named Rifle around there, but it looks like the name originated at Rifle Creek which got its name from someone finding a rifle along its banks in the 19th century. If Wikipedia can be believed, that is.

I forgot he had a kid. If having a kid doesn't grow you up, nothing will.

I thought he was under 18 when that happened? — not defending him

I'm sure he will have a bright future as a member of Yall'Qaeda

You can skip the felony requirement if you have enough sexual assault allegations. Or if you’re a “female,” you just need to have gotten pregnant before 18.

Don't forget public indecency. #Never4GetBettlejuice

If this bitch wants to go after Joe Biden because of something Hunter Biden did/is accused of, then we damn well SHOULD care about what her son is doing. As they love to say, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

which kinda sucks, honestly. it's not like these kids seem to have really had a great chance before, then she runs for congress.

She's a 37 year old divorced grandmother.

You're essentially correct, there, but slightly off on a couple details. About a month before her divorce finalized, she was kicked out of a musical for vaping and being rowdy with her new boyfriend.

She split with her husband, ie the guy who exposed himself to her in a bowling alley when she was a minor.

Also the guy she fucked around with is a registered Democrat who owns a bar that does drag shows.

I'm not making any of this up

"Please look past my family's personal lives" she said during a press conference about Hunter Biden...

No thank you. I don't want to see MTG holding up a picture of his dick.

In this case probably a stolen credit or debit card.

https://law.justia.com/codes/colorado/2022/title-18/article-5/part-9/section-18-5-903/

1 . A person commits criminal possession of a financial device if the person has in his or her possession or under his or her control any financial device that the person knows, or reasonably should know, to be lost, stolen, or delivered under mistake as to the identity or address of the account holder.

All of the charges look like CC fraud

I think the big difference is that this kid is barely 19. There’s a good chance that this behavior started while he was still under her roof. There’s even the possibility that he’s still living with her, which means she turned a blind eye to it all.

In comparison, Hunter has been an adult for decades. He already has a long career as a lawyer. His actions are his own.