Why would you want to work for someone who would treat you that way?

I've had two and the only time I've used it is by accident. Something like the Lenovo Yoga where you can put it into touchscreen/drawing mode would work, but I don't see how it's useful to touch your screen at a weird angle.

I mean I'd cancel my contract right then and there.

So he was a shitbag who did nothing good but might actually do something good out of a need to get revenge. I mean, I'll take it, but seriously, he must have the mind of a 10 year old.

Insert "first time?" meme here.

I do understand that--it could be horrifying, especially for someone without prior experience. I was more taking exception with the headline than anything.

That sounds like half a line from a rap song.

I have had to go through so many background checks and have had to prove identity and work status to get a job. How can you become an exec of a modern company on a fake name?

That was my take. Yes, it could well have happened, but can we really trust what someone like that says?

My computer uses a dark mode theme so that white colored font would have stood out to me.

This was my thought. Not saying that there is any justification, but the phrasing is very leading.

"fall ill" is not really on the point. "Got really high and everyone panicked because nobody knew why" is a better way to put it