Or the first one to go use the urinal with his glove on...

Don't bash the only upside.

innocently holding up a signal representing digital sodomy and sexual manipulation

Digital Sodomy is my new band name. This article is a great read.

Destroying the career of somebody that works in education and thinks it's ok to destroy the credentials and apply criminal-style penalties to teenagers for doing an obscene act looks perfectly fine and proportional to me.

Destroying the career of whoever brought and named those G.L.O.V.E.s is also perfectly fine.

Principal Cokefair explained in his letter that the reference was "so horrific" that some students could not even speak of it.

Dude needs to calm way the fuck down 🤦🏻

You'd think he'd be less of a shrinking violet with a surname like that 😄